My Books

I’ve written two novels, and one of them can enter the world with your help! Read below to find out more!

apocalypticThe Third Wheel

Dexter is fed up. All of his friends are getting married, settling down, moving in together and growing up, and he’s being left behind with no one to hold hands with and only his ginger tom, The Great Catsby, for company. It’s not that he’s jealous of their relationships, it’s just that he thinks there’s more to life than wrapping yourself up with one other person for eternity.

But after a wedding that ends in drunken disaster, Dexter’s world – and everyone else’s, come to that – is shaken when aliens make first contact. Now faced with the prospect of imminent destruction and no practical skills whatsoever, Dexter and his friends, including sunshine optimist Ruby, science fiction geeks Jay and Kay, hard-nosed pragmatist Priti, and no-nonsense Gavin, set out on a mission to survive in this new world.

The Third Wheel is currently being represented by Unbound and has yet to published, but thanks to a large number of supporters, it will be soon! The book achieved its funding in January, but if you’d still like to pledge your support, get your name in the book, or even just learn more about the project and share it with people you think will be interested in a novel that gives a twist to both science fiction novels and media’s insistence that we should all find “the one”. If you do support, there are some great rewards to be had, such as first editions of the novel, some extra scenes that aren’t included in the main text, and even the chance to have a character named after you.

To find out more, pledge your support to this project, and get your name in the back of every copy of the novel, click here.

atomic coverThe Atomic Blood-stained Bus

Gwen is a bored journalist with a deep fascination for magic and missing people. Garfield is a centuries-old cannibal who travels up and down Britain in a bus, feasting on anyone who gets in his way. Algernon is an ex-god, cursed with immortality but stuck among mortals. And Maryanne? Well, she’s just plain creepy.

Their stories come together after Gwen goes on the hunt for another missing person, only to learn that this man was last seen getting onto an unfamiliar bus. Now Garfield and Algernon are being hunted and secrets begin to pour out as the two reach a compromise about their existence, aided by Britain’s last witches. This is a story about escape, and no matter who you are, we all deserve a second chance.

Billed as sitting somewhere between urban fantasy, light splatterpunk and dark comedy, this genre-busting novella is a “refreshing and original story” and has an “eclectic (and often eccentric) narrative“. But don’t just take the words of reviewers for granted; try it yourself.

To download a copy of the novel, click here.

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